The Top Places to Sleep on Vacation

The Top Places to Sleep on Vacation
7. The bottom of the Grand Canyon.
6. A hammock made of gold linen.
5. The saddle of a galloping steed.
4. Your own suitcase.
3. A stranger’s suitcase.
2. Sleep is for the weak.
1. Tattoo parlor chair.

Read More

The Top Nicknames for Seatmates

The Top Nicknames for Seatmates
5. Mr. 7F
4. Detective Pickles
3. Future Plaintiff
2. Seaty McAirplane
1. Jennifer

Read More

The Peninsula Chicago

The Peninsula Chicago

The Peninsula Chicago is known for its wide array of bathing options. They must have at least a sink, a bathtub and a shower. My personal favorite is the shower and its traditional steady stream of water. I shower with purpose.

Read More

The James Hotel Chicago

The James Hotel in Chicago is a vortex of the mind. It was as if I had crossed over into the future. I can’t put my finger on exactly why I felt this way. But I knew I should have packed my space pajamas and that question I wrote down to ask myself in the year 2041.

Read More

The Top Indiana Destinations

The Top Indiana Destinations
7. Evanston.
6. Ohio.
5. The log cabin that Indiana grew up in.
4. The log cabin that the log cabin that Indiana grew up in grew up in.
3. Gary.
2. Indianapolis.
1. Chicago.

Read More

South Padre Comfort Inn

South Padre Comfort Inn

Staying in the Comfort Inn on South Padre, Texas I have discovered a very curious development. Many things are small in size. The mini-fridge, of course but that is to be expected in any hotel. The pillows, however are small in my estimation. They may fit the head of your average travel writer, but they certainly do not fit the head of your average Von Novak. The towels, too, are designed not to dry a full-bodied man but rather the frame of a small Peloponnese child. Perhaps this hotel was designed for the pygmy tribes of Indonesia? Perhaps the pygmy tribes of Indonesia prefer to vacation in South Padre? I may never answer these questions, but I will dry myself if it takes seven hand towel-sized towels to do so.

Read More